Gone are the days when you can walk down the street and expect to see pairs of well-oiled abs flanking the doors to the store of your teenage dreams, each abdominal welcoming you into the pop-music blasting, offensively-perfumed clothing mecca within. Let’s pause, for a moment of silence, because, ladies and gentlemen, Abercrombie & Fitch is finally doing away with their half-naked model sales associates.
The Abercrombie & Fitch ab party is over. The man hunks formerly known as “models” are now “brand representatives,” who, according to a press release from the company, will now be wearing shirts regularly. Tragic. Here, an ode to the ridiculous A&F abs we, frankly, took for granted…including some famous ones.