AN ODE TO THE SHIRTLESS ABERCROMBIE & FITCH MODELS

Gone are the days when you can walk down the street and expect to see pairs of well-oiled abs flanking the doors to the store of your teenage dreams, each abdominal welcoming you into the pop-music blasting, offensively-perfumed clothing mecca within. Let’s pause, for a moment of silence, because, ladies and gentlemen, Abercrombie & Fitch is finally doing away with their half-naked model sales associates.

gallery-1429884231-169428524The Abercrombie & Fitch ab party is over. The man hunks formerly known as “models” are now “brand representatives,” who, according to a press release from the company, will now be wearing shirts regularly. Tragic. Here, an ode to the ridiculous A&F abs we, frankly, took for granted…including some famous ones.

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TAYLOR KITSCH
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KELLAN LUTZ #Twihard
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ALEXANDER LUDWIG WITH A PUPPY!
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JAMIE DORNAN #50Shades
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CHANNING TATUM

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CAMP?
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BYE BYE BOYS

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